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(Mordecai punches Benson in the face, and everyone cries out in shock. (exits the room)Д«enson: (turns to Mordecai) Well, I hope you've learned something from all of this.Д«enson: Maybe if you've been working like you were supposed to, none of this would've happened. Unfortunately, due to the large quantity of eggs that he consumed, there's a strong chance that he may never wake up again.Дoctor: All we can do is wait. Scene goes to the hospital.)Дoctor: Your friend Rigby's in a coma because of an allergic reaction his body had to the eggs. (Paramedic #1 preforms CPR (Cardiopulmonary resuscitation) on Rigby while the camera dramatically zooms on to Mordecai. Paramedic #1: (to Mordecai) Get back! (pushes Mordecai back, and yells to Paramedic #2) Punch it, we're losing him! Mordecai: Rigby? RIGBY?! (gently shakes Rigby) WAKE UP! Rigby: Please, just promise you'll get the hat for me. Rigby: Mordecai, promise me that whatever happens, you'll get me that hat. Mordecai: Dude, you didn't even come close. Rigby: (weakly) I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn't notice. Mordecai: Dude, you're allergic to eggs?! Waiter: Uh, the customer is always right. (sign in the distance reads 'The Customer Is Always Right' near the entrance.) Rigby: What does the sign say over there? Rigby: OK hold on, hold on, I'm confused. Rigby: Yeah and it's the only reason we're here so. Waiter: Oh, I wouldn't recommend the Eggscellent Challenge, it's more of a promotional item. Rigby: And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge. Mordecai: I'll take the Eggs Benedict and an orange juice. (Scene cuts to the Eggscellent restaurant.) But when you finish and you're still hungry, don't come crying to me cause I ain't sharing. Rigby: Dude, forget it! You wanna order a measly two egg breakfast, that's fine by me. Mordecai: Yeah, but the omelet probably costs more than. Why does it say 'I'm Eggscellent' on it? Oh it doesn't matter cause I just payed for it with money!' Plus, why would you buy it anyway when you can get it for free? 'Hey, where'd you get that hat? I bought it. But seriously a twelve egg omelet, why don't you just buy the hat? It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything. Rigby: Yes, they are! Truckers wear them all the time. Mordecai: Dude, those aren't even cool anymore. Rigby: Aw, come on! Did you see how awesome that hat was? It was a net hat.

Dude, did you see the size of that omelet? No one will ever win that hat. Many have tried, none have succeeded, could you be the first to slay the dragon and be eggscellent. That's right, finish the omelet and get the coolest hat ever invented for free. And you win this hat that says 'I'm Eggscellent' on it. Finish in under an hour and your party eats for free. Twelve eggs, chili, cheese, biscuits and a fruit bowl. The Eggscellent Challenge is that challenge. Narrator: Only once every thousand years does an eating challenge appear with the ability to blow everyone away. (A commercial for the Eggscellent Challenge is on the TV.) They start laughing, and Benson walks in.)Д«enson: Hey, come on, you two, you're supposed to be working.Д«enson: Yeah, it reallyВ looks like you're eating up a storm there.

Reddit eggscellent challenge full#

'Hey, bus full of grade schoolers, learn this.' Mordecai: He flips a car in every episode. Rigby: Dude, didn't he flip a car in the last episode? Manetti: You'll never take me, Easton! You put me in jail, I'll just escape!Д®aston: Escape this, Manetti.

Reddit eggscellent challenge tv#

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